WASHINGTON – Who needs the 100-meter dash, when you can participate in the “100-meter intern dash”?

Less than an hour after organizers announced Tuesday they would put in a bid for the 2024 Summer Olympics to come to D.C., the Twitterverse exploded with some of the hypothetical Olympic-style events in which residents in the D.C. area would excel.

On Twitter, people used #DCOlympicEvents to offer their suggestions. So step aside, gymnastics and volleyball