WASHINGTON — This is Diesel.

Diesel is a bulldog.

He has a box.

It’s Diesel’s box.

Not yours. Not his owner’s. His.

Diesel loves his box. He loves it so much that even though it’s covering his eyes and causing him to walk into things, he will not let it go. Or stop walking.

No. He will not.

Because it’s his box.

Diesel’s box.

Not yours. Not his owner’s.

His.

(Diesel’s owner does, however, have a smartphone, with which she shot the video that is the best three minutes you’ll waste all day.)

h/t TIME