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Wings and powdery donuts: What does and doesn’t work in Ryan Fitzpatrick’s beard

The foods that do and do not mesh with Fitzpatrick's beard originally appeared on NBC Sports Washington

Ryan Fitzpatrick’s top two tips for keeping his renowned beard are simpler than executing a kneel down in the final moments of a win: The first is to find the right barber (something he’s anxious to do in his new city) and the second is to run a comb through it each morning. 

However, food will inevitably nestle in Fitzpatrick’s prodigious facial hair, no matter how much he tends to it with outside assistance or in-home tools. 

So, what items pester Fitzpatrick’s beard and which are welcome? 

He was kind enough to explain during a recent interview on the Washington Football Talk podcast.

“That’s a tough one,” the quarterback answered when JP Finlay inquired about the meals that typically cause trouble. “I would say a powdery donut. Even a Krispy Kreme donut, not completely fresh and hot, you bring it home and then you start eating it — almost impossible. They’re flakin’ everywhere.”

 

Fortunately, while the 38-year-old has issues with that top-notch breakfast option, he is able to enjoy a few staples at lunch and dinner.

“It’s one thing if it’s a piece of fried chicken or barbecue wings, ‘cause at least some of that when you find it later, it’s OK,” he told the podcast.

Nothing wrong with a little leftover action.

Now, with esteemed beard owners, one thing that often gets overlooked is the accompanying mustache. The former gets all the attention, but the latter is there, too, growing on the upper lip just like its fellow face-mate. 

And as Fitzpatrick put it, food actually plays a key role in the maintenance of his ‘stache as well.

“The one gross thing is, when I’m eating a cheeseburger, I know that my mustache is too long when I start tasting my mustache,” he said. “So that’s when I’ve got to go to the barber and get it trimmed up. That’s the end for me right there.”

Here are the important 2023 NFL offseason dates fans should know

Important 2023 NFL offseason dates fans should know originally appeared on NBC Sports WashingtonThe NFL is currently in the thick of its offseason, but there are still plenty of key dates to circle before the 2023 season kicks off on September 7.Here are important offseason dates to know...2023 NFL Offseason Key DatesMarch 13-15: NFL teams are permitted to begin negotiating with prospective free agents, but no deals can be signed just yet.March 15: New league year begins at 4 p.m. Free agents are now permitted to sign contracts with clubs.March 26-29: Annual league meetings in PhoenixApril 3: Teams with new head coaches (Carolina, Denver, Houston, Indianapolis and Arizona) can begin offseason workout programsApril 17: Teams with returning head coaches can begin offseason workout programsApril 26-29: 2023 NFL Draft in Kansas City May 2: Deadline to exercise fifth-year options on first-round picks from the 2020 NFL DraftMay 5-8 or May 12-15: Teams can hold three-day rookie camps for draft picks and undrafted free agentsMay 22: First day of OTAs for select teams. Clubs are allowed to hold 10 total on-field practices, but no live contact is allowed.May 22-24: NFL spring league meetingsJune 6: Start of mandatory minicamp for select teams. Clubs are allowed to have three mandatory practices.July 17: Deadline for teams with franchise-tagged players to sign a long-term contract extension. Teams are not allowed to re-engage in negotiations with a franchise player after this date until the conclusion of the 2023 season.August 3-6: NFL kickoff weekend in Canton, OhioSeptember 7: Opening game of the 2023 NFL regular season
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